Joke

Two statues have been standing in the park for very long time.
And one day the God had mercy on them. He revived them and said:
-You have 20 minutes. Do what you want.
Statues held hands and ran into the bushes and returned 15 minutes later. They were very happy.
God said:
-You still have 5 minutes.
Statues again went into the bushes.
God decided to see what they are doing there. He saw that one statue were holding a pigeon and the other said:
-Now you hold him, I will shit on him.